More on Taxing the Rich
With 2013 bringing tax increases on the incomes of a small sliver of th richest Americans, the country's top earners now face a heavier tax burden than at any time since Jimmy Carter was president.
Annie Lowry, "Tax Code May Be the Most Progressive Since, 1979," New York Times, January 5, 2013
January 5, 2013 – In April 2011, I wrote the
following verse.
Taxing the rich,
has this hitch.
You can never collect enough.
This is strictly off the cuff,
but you can't cover one year of D.C. spending,
and offset interest on other nations' lending,
by simply taxing the rich,
or chasing down the tax snitch.
That's the lesson of Laffer's famous curve,
The more you tax,the lesser the hor'd'oeurve.
Taxing 100% of incomes of $250,000 or more,
gets you 140 days for running the store.
Taxing all the profits of the Fortune 500,
gains you 40 days to cover IRS plunder.
Confiscating assets of all billionaires,
gives 30 more days to settle D.C. affairs.
That leaves 155 days,
On others’ taxes to raise.
Who are: guess who?
Well, now I can report that Obama got
his way with the fiscal cliff deal, which raised rates on “the rich,” those making
over $450,000. Trouble is the deal
raised rates on 80% of other Americans too.
Now Obama says he going to keep on hiking rates for the rich and
everybody else, presumably until government gets so big it controls everything.
When and where will the tax raising
stop? What happens is we run out of rich
people?
In a tongue-in-cheek WSJ piece “People
Who Need Rich People.” Joe Queenan observes what would occur if one could simply eliminate rich people.
- The economy would cease functioning.as the rich would stop buying high price goods and hiring middle class workers.
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Artists would no longer see sharks preserved in formaldehyde for $1
million apiece or 50,000 yards of
chartreuse tarps would not be stretched across the Grand Canyon.
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The yacht and private-jet industries would collapse.
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The 4.6 million people employed in the hedge-fund industry would be on the
streets.
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No baseball player would get $25 million a year for 10 years.
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The New York Giants and the Dallas Cowboys would cease to exist.
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We wouldn’t have somebody to vilify like Donald Trump.
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Lobbyists would be out of work.
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Nobody would bankroll a film trilogy about Hobbits.
Besides, Queenan sadly concludes.
“Journalists wouldn’t have anybody
left to despise. They’d have to start
blaming the middle-class for everything.
But the middle-class make a crummy bĂȘte noire. They make an even worse
nemesis. They never threaten to shutter
factories. They never try to buy
elections…Middle-class people are completely useless as scapegoats. They just don’t have the panache.”
Tweet: Perhaps we can raise taxes progressively enough to make government big enough
to do away with “the rich,” but then what?
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