Kindergarten Lesson

Everything I really needed to know I learned in kindergarten.

Robert Fulghum (Born 1937)

The United States Government has three branches.

The President of United States, POTUS.

The Congress of the United States, COTUS.

which is split into two parts,

the House of Representatives the United States, HROTUS,

the Senate of the United States, SOTUS.

Supporting and helping POTUS

Are the Vice-President of the United States, VPOTUS

And the First Lady of the United States, FLOTUS.

And sometimes the Secretary of State of the United States, SSOTUS.

The three branches are equal except then there’s a FUSS,

Then one may try to throw the other under the BUS.

That’s all you really need to know in this first session,

That is all I trying to teach you in this first lesson.