Tuesday, April 1, 2014
April
1, 2014
ObamaCare
Law as an Asterisk*
*April Fool
The
figure of an star(*) used in writing or printing as a reference mark to
indicate omissions, doubts, or some other qualification.
Definition,
Asterisk*
Monday
is the ObamaCare Deadline, *Sort of
Chicago
Tribune headline, March 31,
2014
This blog post, dated April 1, April Fool’s Day, is the first entry into my third ObamaCare
Triology of books:
·
One, Understanding ObamaCare
·
Two,
ObamaCare Revealed
·
Three, ObamaCare: Dead or Alive?
Over the next 7 months, ending with the November midterm elections, ObamaCare will be a central news issue. It will be the lead story in one media story
or another. It may determine the outcome of the midterm elections.
Each story should be accompanied by an *. An * reflects doubt on what is being said. An * isn’t exactly a punctuation mark.
Punctuation
Marks
Punctuation marks are an integral part of the text. Punctuation marks are road signs (stop, go,
yield, slow, detour) that guide the reader.
The period is a red light, the
comma is a yellow light, the semicolon is a flashing red, the colon is a
traffic cop, the question mark is a mark of surprise, the exclamation point is
like the horn of your car(use it only when you have to). See Woe is I: The Grammarphone’s Guide to Better
English in Plain English, Riverhead Books, 1996, for a full explanation.
The
Asterisk* Is Different
But the asterisk *, that ‘s different. The asterisk * hovers above the
sentence. The asterisk * is a hedge, a dodge, a tweak, a twitter, a delay,
a rule change, a change of meaning.
President Obama and the Asterisk*
President Obama has mastered the asterisk *. According to
the Wall Street Journal, Obama
has used the asterisk* 38 times to change the law. The latest example is extending the
enrollment deadline for 2 weeks, when just
3 weeks ago, March 12, Kathleen said the deadline would never be changed.* (on
Obamaspeak, never means until change is
politically useful).
Asterisk*
Cynicism
The Chicago Tribune
is cynical about the asterisk*,
“Many Americans, heads
spinning form the ObamaCare changes so far, may suspect that there’s another
reprieve – from penalties or deadlines – in store. Who knows?
Thirty-eight ObamaCare asterisks are a lot of asterisks. We’d bet there
are more on the way.”
The Tribune is not
alone in its cynicism. Today’s Wall Street Journal goes so far as to
ask; “Is ObamaCare a Law?” The WSJ
questions whether Obama has the Constitutional right to rewrite laws.
I am not cynical.
President Obama knows his punctuation marks. When he said,
“If you want to keep your doctor,
you can keep your doctor. If you want to
keep your health plan, you can keep your health plan. Period.” I am sure he meant what he said,
and he said what he meant. *Period.
But times change.
Political circumstances change. Perhaps President Obama forgot what he said. Besides, he can always unfurl an asterisk* to explain why he has changed his mind.
Tweet: The
Obama administration has changed ObamaCare 38 times, and it often uses an asterisk
* to explain its change in position.
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