I hate to be impunctuational, but Obama said no one would lose their doctor or health plan. Period.
The passage of ObamaCare was like making German sausage. It was the wurst.
Gastroenterologists have a negative gut feeling about it, while Neurologists think the Administration has a lot of nerve.
Pathologists yell, "Over my dead body!" While Pediatricians cry, "Oh, Grow up! "
Psychiatrists think the whole idea is madness, while Radiologists can see right through it or barium it.
General Surgeons have decided to wash their hands of the whole thing while Heart Surgeons say: bypass it.
Internists think it is a bitter pill to swallow, and Plastic Surgeons say, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
Orthopedists say cast it aside, Urologists say,” Smash it and pass it.”
If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it, and if it’s caste in stone, it too shall pass, like this bad pun.
Anesthesiologists think the whole idea is a gas, and Cardiologists don’t have the heart to say no.
Head and Neck Surgeons say not in their neck of the woods.
To sum up, no doctor under the health law will go unpunished.