Thursday, April 3, 2008
Reece, personal musings - On Being Dyslexic
I have a confession to make
I am dyslexic
It’s not asey being dsylexic
I titled my last medinnovation blog
“Slwoing” the growth of health costs
You’d think I’d spellcheck
I will the time next
Being dyslexic
Can be downright em-bareassing
If you know what I mean
I don’t google
I go ogle
I don’t walk into a bar
I walk into a bra
In church I don’t say
Word of God
I say Gord of Wod
I reverse telephone numbers
And my social security number
People don’t understand
Dyslexia is verbal contraband
I misspell words
I mix up my “c’s” and “s’s”
and my “b’s” and “d’s”
and my bvds and my dvds
I misread the clock
And the time of day
Instead of 2:10 it is 1:20
I’m always early – or late
No, it’s not esay being dyslexic
Especially in something
As delirious as health.
Dyslexia is not sexia
Please forgive me
I know not always
What I did.
I am dyslexic
It’s not asey being dsylexic
I titled my last medinnovation blog
“Slwoing” the growth of health costs
You’d think I’d spellcheck
I will the time next
Being dyslexic
Can be downright em-bareassing
If you know what I mean
I don’t google
I go ogle
I don’t walk into a bar
I walk into a bra
In church I don’t say
Word of God
I say Gord of Wod
I reverse telephone numbers
And my social security number
People don’t understand
Dyslexia is verbal contraband
I misspell words
I mix up my “c’s” and “s’s”
and my “b’s” and “d’s”
and my bvds and my dvds
I misread the clock
And the time of day
Instead of 2:10 it is 1:20
I’m always early – or late
No, it’s not esay being dyslexic
Especially in something
As delirious as health.
Dyslexia is not sexia
Please forgive me
I know not always
What I did.
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2 comments:
I didn't realize you have dyslexia. I noticed the occasional typo here and there... :) I think I have a very mild version of it... when I write really quickly I flip letters and words a bit. Is there such a thing as mild dyslexia? ;)
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