September Campaign Stakes

Thirty days has September,

April, June, and November;

All the rest have thirty one,

Excepting February alone,

And that has twenty eight days clear

And twenty nine in each leap year.

Chronicles of England (1562)

There are sixty five days til the midterms,

Sixty five days more of spins and squirms.

One side will say what they do is positive.

The other will counter in the negative.

One side will claim there are fewer uninsured,

The other will say the numbers are unsecured.

Both sides know losing the Senate control,

Would put ObamaCare in deep,dark hole.