Wednesday, January 27, 2016
The Law of Trump in Iowa
This the law of Trump in Iowa, that only the
strong shall thrive,
That only the weak shall perish, and only the fit,
Dissolute, damned and disrespectful, insulted,
defamed and slain,
This is the Will of Trump in Iowa- Lo, how he
makes it plain.
Before the debate , in a solo game, sat Dangerous
And watching his luck was his light-o-hate, the lady
Megyn he knew as a frump.
He was grim and cold, he was bad and bold
He was dangerous Don McTrump
And while dangerous Don was a-playin’ his hand
And keeping his mind on his game
You could see standing back with the TV glare in her eye
Was the lady Megyn he knew as a frump.
Then out of the night which was twenty below
And into the din and the glare
A man called Ted Cruz swaggered in
And his face was filled with malice
Now he looked all around until he had found
And his eyes they burned
On dangerous Don McTrump
Then suddenly wham! All the lights went out
And a voice cried “Exit , I must!”
And then a woman screamed and a voice rang out
And somebody fled before the debate
And then the lights flashed on
And the Fox News posse
Came a-crashin’ through
They raised their voices and they yelled
“Which one is dangerous Don Mc Trump?”
And then somebody said “well hi there!”
And skipped across the floor
A-one, two, skip, hand across lip
Right out through the open door
Now was it the stranger Cruz a-takin’ his leave?
Or the lady known as Megyn the frump?
It was nobody else in this whole wide world
But dangerous Don Mc Trump.
Courtesy and Apologies to Robert Service (1874-1958). The Law of the Yukon and Dangerous Dan McGrew