The Power of Veto

Listen to me, I have the power of veto.

To go with it, I have a giant ego,

an unshakeable fixed credo,

a potent political libido.

Anywhere Republicans want to go,

I have veto power to torpedo.

I will never to a GOP move say ditto,

when I possess the power to veto.

With my veto there will be no surprises,

No doubts or questions about compromises,

I hereby throw down my veto gauntlet,

To those who doubt veto power in my pocket.