There Is No Such Thing As a Free Launch

There is no such thing as a free lunch.

Milton Friedman (1812-2006)

I am livid, someone stole my best line.

Which I plucked from Milton Friedman’s vine,

That someone is Jon Gabriel of FreedomWorks,

Which is loaded with conservative jerks.

Gabriel has the sheer audacity,

And the insufferable opacity,

To say,

Hay, 

That the $20 billion spent on EHRs,

Is a big waste of taxpayer dollars,

That the 1400 pages of EHR  rules , 

Is  poor work done  by bureaucratic  fools.

That  2700 pages of the Obamacare law,

Violates the no free lunch  principle,

Has Gabriel no sense of  discipline

Does he not know an Obama free launch

Is a hemorrhage you can never  staunch.

Source: Jon Gabriel, There Is No Such Thing As A Free Launch, " Freedom Works, January 23, 2014.